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A supplement for SLUGBLASTER including a home dimension, factions, and custom signature devices for the emo band of your midwestern heart.

It used to be something.

A place, a gateway, a meeting ground for westward travelers in Null - people who were going somewhere.

What about those who settled down, the people content with going nowhere? They built the buildings, the tax infrastructure, the garbage roads you can’t even take a regular scooter down. They scam the school board, host fall festivals, and promise renovations to the dilapidated park are ‘coming soon’.

This is your home.

Maybe you grew up here. Maybe you’re an extra-dimensional transplant because the goo that spit you out works nights at the laboratory.

Maybe your parents just thought this would be the best, safest, lamest place to raise something like you. Whatever the reason, you’re stuck here where the streetlights barely work, tradition is a way of life, and the town seems to sputter with death rattles every long winter.

SAINT GERALDINE features 3 BRAND NEW FACTIONS TO ANGER, 3 BRAND NEW MUSIC-THEMED SIGNATURE DEVICES TO ROCK ON, and ONE NOSTALGIA-HACKED version of the robotic companion - as well as  a dying midwestern town to ham it up in, and a whole host of problems, checkpoints, and local joints to haunt.  

That's fourteen pages of harmonic riffs, dying downtown squares, local eccentricities, and more to build your emo-punk midwestern skate culture dreams on - just like I did as a skater in a band after the housing market collapse!

This supplement would not be possible without the original St. Geraldine band of my dreams and the first crew to throw it down in this town, the Nobodyz!

The NOBODYZ:

  • Prizm - Jubilation of Falling Stars (Jubi), The Grit
  • Hex - Wei "Yoko" Kwame, The Guts
  • Ezekills_Lashiel - Zachary, The Heart
  • Kayla - Milo Whitegrass, The Chill
Slugblaster is copyright © Mikey Hamm. Used with permission. SAINT GERALDINE is an independent work and not an official Slugblaster product.
This work is AI-Free. It does not include content or media that was AI or Machine Generated. Supporting this work means supporting real people
Portions of Saint Geraldine were submitted to the upcoming SLUGZINE. 

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Buy Now$5.00 USD or more

In order to download this dimension you must purchase it at or above the minimum price of $5 USD. You will get access to the following files:

Signatures Only 2.1 MB
Saint Geraldine + Signature Devices 144 MB

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